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[personal profile] cmshaw
kinks: smacking/slapping, wet messy dirty, object penetration, chastity devices, food
fandom: Homestuck

I posted these to tumblr first, but here they are for DW!

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drabble: Rose Lalonde/Vriska Serket, smacking/slapping
content notes: characters under the age of 18 in kinky and sexually suggestive situations; no other standard notes apply

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Have At Thee

"This," Rose said, holding up the glove, "is a 'glove'."

Vriska said, "Ooh, did you flay someone's hand?"

"No, I alchemized it," Rose said, and Vriska deflated. "It's an item of human clothing, for ornamentation or protection, but it has another traditional use."

"Whatever," said Vriska, turning away. Rose stepped into her path and slapped her hard with the glove. Vriska rocked back with an audible gasp.

"I trust," Rose said, "that our traditions are compatible." She smiled as broadly as she could.

Vriska's lips slowly slid apart until all of her teeth were also visible. "Fuck you," she said eagerly.

"Please, do try," said Rose.

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drabble: Nepeta Leijon/Terezi Pyrope, wet messy dirty
content notes: characters under the age of 18 in kinky and sexual situations; no other standard notes apply; also warning for gore

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And I Thought It Smelled Good On The Outside

"Did you find a cave?" Terezi asked as soon as Nepeta returned.

"Nope!" Nepeta said. "But I did find a cholerbear!"

"Well, now we have two problems," Terezi said.

"No, silly!" Nepeta said. "The cholerbear is the solution! It's huge!" And she grabbed Terezi's hand and pulled her along, right up to the enormous corpse and then inside. They were completely sheltered and, as a bonus, completely soaked in still-warm gore.

"It's so...red," Terezi giggled.

"Quiet now," Nepeta said, so Terezi licked her. She tasted red and meaty, and her thigh was slippery-hot between Terezi's legs. Nepeta ground her hips against Terezi's and giggled back.

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drabble: Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde, object penetration
content notes: characters under the age of 18 in kinky and sexually suggestive situations; no other standard notes apply

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Stirred, Not Shaken

"Jaaaane," whines Roxy, draping herself over Jane's shoulder, "I'm sure the soup is fine. Here, gimme your spoon."

She snatches Jane's Junior Battermaster's Bowlbuster Stirring Solution 50000 right out of Jane's hand, then parts her bright pink lips and slides the whole head of the spoon slowly into her mouth.

Jane's own mouth hangs open, burgeoning objections entirely forgotten.

The spoon is wider than Roxy's mouth. Jane can see it pressing Roxy's cheeks outward on either side of her lips, which are pursed around the shaft of the spoon. Her mouth shifts as she licks at the bowl of it.

Dinner is quite late.

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drabble: Jady Harley/Kanaya Maryam, chastity device
content notes: characters under the age of 18 in kinky and sexually suggestive situations; no other standard notes apply

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The Key to Her Modus

"I don't even know how some of this stuff got into the corners of my sylladex," Jade said, decaptchaloguing strange items across her sleeping platform. "Like, what is this a key to? I have no idea!" Kanaya picked it up as Jade continued rummaging and, from habit, began trying it in the various locks of the chastity modus on her own sylladex. Of course it would never--

Well.

"What's that?" Jade asked. Kanaya, fumbling, accidentally activated the vibration mode.

"Serendipity, I suppose," Kanaya said, her face hot.

"Wow!" Jade said, eyes very wide. "You need to show me how to use that right now."

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drabble: Aradia Megido/Feferi Peixes, food
content notes: characters under the age of 18 in kinky situations; no other standard notes apply; also warning for (canonical) death

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Wardroom Etiquette for Wigglers: or, Shellfish

Once dead, Feferi could of course remember any bygone feast. Despite this, Aradia continually brought her scraps of real food gone missing from the survivors' kitchens.

Feferi wafted one juicy-looking shrimp before her nose; it smelled delicious. She peeled it smoothly and held it out for the still-corporeal Aradia, who bit down and pulled the meat from the tail. "I miss eating," Feferi said wistfully.

Aradia licked her lips with a smile. "I've never had shrimp before."

Feferi peeled her another. "I should've shared with you."

"Yes," Aradia said.

"I'm sorry," Feferi said.

"I was always hungry," Aradia said. "But someday I may forgive you."

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