cmshaw: Nepeta wears Equius's sunglasses and his scowl (Nepeta pawns)
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A partial transcription from the Homestuck scene Equius: Seek the highb100d for a "gender play" kink_bingo square.

The screencaps and text are from the flash minigame [S] Equius: Seek the highb100d. You can reach this scene by, as Equius, talking to Nepeta and choosing the "Be Nepeta" option from the menu, then, as Nepeta, talking to Equius and choosing the "Roleplay" option from the menu.

For context: Nepeta and Equius, the two alien characters here, are childhood sweethearts. Nepeta is a perky teenaged girl who loves cats and roleplaying; she always wears a blue cat-ear hoodie and talks in cat puns. Equius is a stuck-up teenaged boy with an authority fetish who is so bad at controlling his strength that he constantly breaks his possessions and bruises his friends. Equius is about to leave on a dangerous mission and Nepeta has asked him for a quick bout of roleplaying before he leaves, so he dons her hood, she takes his sunglasses, and they try to be each other.


EQUIUS: D --> :33 < *I, again as a lithe clawed female wearing a preposterous hood, I mean prepawsterous, strike a supine posture on the floor, darn it, pawsture*

EQUIUS: D --> :33 < *The e%posed belly commands to be scratched*

EQUIUS: D --> :33 < *It commands it, do as it says*

NEPETA: :33 < D --> *RAWR, HULKING BRUTE NO OBEY COMMAND, TOO STRONG FOR TOUCHY CUDDLY STUFF PURR USUAL!* BPP

EQUIUS: D --> :33 < *The scruffy haired, saucer eyed smart alec takes issue with the tone of the girl currently posing as said hulking brute*

EQUIUS: D --> :33 < *She/he wonders if he/she appurreciates that the pawerful nobleman currently meow%querading as her/him would be more than happy to accommeowdate said cuddly stuff, outrageous STRONGNESS purrmitting*

NETEPA: :33 < :\\


...And then they stop to talk about what's going wrong with their roleplaying, admire what went right with their roleplaying, and agree that they're done for now. Nepeta lets Equius keep her cat hood (he shows up in the background of a later scene wearing it).

Here's the dialogue plain, by the way, with none of the puns or typing quirks used by these characters (such as Equius's belief that % is a letter of the alphabet) --

EQUIUS: I, again as a lithe clawed female wearing a preposterous hood, I mean "prepawsterous", strike a supine posture on the floor, darn it, "pawsture". The exposed belly commands to be scratched. It commands it, do as it says.

NEPETA: Rawr, hulking brute no obey command, too strong for touchy cuddly stuff per usual! [smiley face with sunglasses and tongue sticking out]

EQUIUS: The scruffy haired, saucer eyed smart alec takes issue with the tone of the girl currently posing as said hulking brute. She/he wonders if he/she appreciates that the powerful nobleman currently masquerading as her/him would be more than happy to accommodate said cuddly stuff, outrageous strongness permitting.

NETEPA: [worried smiley]


Here are a few highlights from earlier and later in this scene:


NEPETA: :33 < D --> *EQUIUS COMMAND STRONG MEOWSCULAR CAT GIRL TO GET INTO ROLE BETTER* B33

EQUIUS: D --> Oh good grief

NEPETA: :33 < D --> *HE COMMANDS IT!!!!!!!!!*

NEPETA: :33 < oh i dunno, just by having fun and having a sense of humor about it and such! and not sneaking in sneaky sneakret little barbs of disdain for the exercuse, i am not dumb you know, i catch those like scared little scurrying rodents!

EQUIUS: D --> I was having fun

EQUIUS: D --> The line about the belly scratching was e%ceptionally playful, and I am to be commended

EQUIUS: D --> You will commend me, I command it

NEPETA: :33 < yes yes, ok youre right. that was really great!

EQUIUS: D --> I can't tell you how touching I find this gesture, Nepeta

EQUIUS: D --> Thank you, from the very bottom of my ludi%ly powerful cardiova%ular system


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